*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)


Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.


  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via stability)

(Source: hobolunchbox, via puckish-pink)


Sea Lion pup by Ray Kent [website | flickr]

(Source: godotal, via thatsmoderatelyraven)


get to know me meme: [1/5 favorite male characters: Cameron Frye] Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
When Cameron was in Egypt’s land… let my Cameron go!”

(via leahveee)


romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

(via gnarly)

Can we still be friends even though I still have your birthday card? (It's crumpled in my purse......)

…sigh…I suppose…luuuuuuuuuuurve you!!!!

(Source: champagnepuppies, via gnarly)