tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via stability)

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thefrogman:

Sea Lion pup by Ray Kent [website | flickr]

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seldrew:

get to know me meme: [1/5 favorite male characters: Cameron Frye] Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
When Cameron was in Egypt’s land… let my Cameron go!”

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astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

(via gnarly)

leahveee:
Can we still be friends even though I still have your birthday card? (It's crumpled in my purse......)

…sigh…I suppose…luuuuuuuuuuurve you!!!!

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