*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
Can we still be friends even though I still have your birthday card? (It's crumpled in my purse......)
…sigh…I suppose…luuuuuuuuuuurve you!!!!